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Beauty Inside, A Joke About Car 1



A cop stops a car.
Cop: "Congratulations, you're the one millionth motorist to drive on our new federal road, the city mayor grants you $2000 in cash for a good press photo."
Driver: "Alright then, thanks."
Cop: "Do you have any idea what you're going to do with your money?"
Driver: "I'll go to driving school and get a licence."
His Co-Driver interrupts: "Don't listen to him, he's drunk!"
Grandma shouts from the back seat: "I told you they'd pull us over in a stolen car!"
Grandpa next to her bawls her out: "Shut up, else you'll tell him about the drugs in the upholstery too!"
A voice from the trunk asks: "Have we crossed the border already?!"


 

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