A cop stops a car.
Cop: "Congratulations, you're the one millionth
motorist to drive on our new federal road, the city mayor grants you $2000 in
cash for a good press photo."
Driver: "Alright then, thanks."
Cop: "Do you have any idea what you're going to do with
your money?"
Driver: "I'll go to driving school and get a
licence."
His Co-Driver interrupts: "Don't listen to him, he's
drunk!"
Grandma shouts from the back seat: "I told you they'd
pull us over in a stolen car!"
Grandpa next to her bawls her out: "Shut up, else
you'll tell him about the drugs in the upholstery too!"
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